Pre-order now: Hats will ship around January 6th, 2025.

"We Will Get What We Deserve"—but at least we’ll stay warm while waiting for it.

For those who prefer their existential crises in softer hues, this classic knit beanie brings the perfect blend of snug warmth and subtle rebellion. Featuring our mantra of bittersweet ambition, it’s ideal for anyone navigating life’s chaos with a touch of style and a heap of sarcasm.

Choose from four mood-enhancing shades: Baby Pink (soft enough to mask your inner turmoil), Gold (because irony never gets old), Dark Grey (matches your playlist and outlook), or Heather Grey (perfect for blending in while standing out).

Features:

• 60% cotton, 40% acrylic: for that breathable “I’ve got it together” vibe.


• Form-fitting shape—hugs your head tighter than your last bad decision.


• One size fits most, because we’re not here to judge.


• Sourced from China, sprinkled with just enough indie cred locally.

Wear it. Embrace it. Or, you know, toss it dramatically into the wind—it’s your story.