Pre-order now: Hats will ship around January 6th, 2025.

"We Will Get What We Deserve"—and so will your head.

Whether you’re braving the harsh winds of existential dread or just grabbing coffee in the city, this beanie has you covered (literally). Embroidered with our eerily aspirational slogan, it’s perfect for fans of the DIY grind who know that style and suffering go hand in hand.

Choose from three bold colors—Black (like your playlist), Gold (like your dreams of making rent), or Petrol Blue (because green was too hopeful). Thick ribbed knit ensures a snug fit, whether you’re dodging raindrops or the consequences of another bad decision.

Features:

• 100% acrylic, because wool was a bit too luxurious for our vibe.


• Snug, comfortable fit for most human heads (and maybe a small pumpkin?).


• Made in China, embroidered with DIY love somewhere closer.

Go ahead, wear your struggle with pride.