Pre-order now: Hats will ship around January 6th, 2025.

The Dull Frequency Dad Hat

Because nothing says *subtle rebellion* quite like a dad hat. Featuring our slogan “We Will Get What We Deserve” embroidered on the front, it’s perfect for anyone who wants to look stylish while contemplating life’s unfairness. Is it your average dad hat? Sure. But buying this one gives me like $3.

Why It’s Worth It:

• Soft Enough for Your Soul: Made from 100% chino cotton twill—because you deserve at least one soft thing in life.


• Unstructured, Just Like You: Low-profile design with a curved visor, ideal for hiding from responsibilities (or people).


• Fits Your Head and Your Mood: Adjustable strap with an antique buckle lets you tailor the fit to your exact level of “meh.”


• Ethically Overthought: Made to order, because we care about waste—and also, we don’t have the space for extra inventory.

Get one now and join the club: It’s not just a hat, it’s a vibe. Specifically, the vibe of someone who knows life isn’t fair but still looks great in headwear.